This Guy is Hilarious

Nolan Alan Rachiele's Famous Quotes

"Refreshing and Recool" -- If a beverage can be refreshing, why can't it be re-cool as well?

"My body, it tricked me." -- After 20 minutes in the boy's bathroom on a solo tour, mom had to execute a reconnaissance mission, only to find out that our little soldier lied about only having to go pee. Finding him fully disrobed in the bathroom stall in poo position, the only defense he could muster was that his body tricked him into thinking it was pee-only mission.

"Fivedy Five" -- Is that right after fivedy-four, or is it five plus five?

"It's 6-7-8 o'clock" -- Well, it's evening nonetheless.

"I am out of puff." -- While I am pushing him on the swing, Nolan started to slow down. He finally replied ala Thomas the Tank Engine -- "Dad push me again, I am out of puff."

"I need to poop, then take a bath -- usefulness before cleanliness." -- Another piece of wisdom from Thomas the Tank Engine.

"I can spell my name, B-O-B"

"I can't read. Well I can read, but only in my head."

After listening to his older sister, Nolan likes to tell us how "everyone in his Spanish class has a North-Face jacket except him." Only two things wrong with this story -- he doesn't take Spanish, and doesn't know what "North-Face" is.

"Ian's reading my thoughts." -- Of course mom was a little bit funnier thinking that Nolan said "Ian's reading my farts," so she replied, "Honey, I am sure he can't read them. But, he can probably smell them."